Shhh, my friend. Do you hear it? It's the gentle whimper of a lonely beating heart. Your own. You are only 33% happy with your love life.

Sadly, of all the results on this test, "Love" is the one for which I have the least advice. Still, I can give you a serious word of warning: don't settle. Those who most acutely feel the pangs of a lonely heart are most likely to compromise. Please, don't do that. Wait for someone special.

Starting now, take many steps to date new people. Get on a dating site (err, OkCupid?), go to bars with friends, heck, try speed dating.

Your scores on all the variables follow. As you can see, you're happier in some ways than others. Good luck!

You are 33% happy with your love life

73% with your sex life

50% with your body

67% with your friendships

Honesty is the human quality of communicating and acting truthfully. This includes listening, and any action in the human repertoire — as well as speaking. And you? You cannot tell a lie. Both loved ones and strangers should trust you, because you won't (1) lie, (2) lie via omission, or (3) sit there and let lies be told. (Can you even let a sleeping dog lie?) All 7 virtues are a part of you, but your honesty runs deepest.

Your biggest risk is hurting the feelings of your most sensitive friends. However, most appreciate you for your candor.

Honest famous person: George Washington, if you believe the propaganda.

Your raw relative scores follow. 0% is low, and 100% is perfect, nearly impossible. Note that I pitted the virtues against each other, so in some way these are relative scores. It's impossible to score high on all of them, and a low score on one is just relatively low compared to the other virtues.

YOUR VIRTUES

60% Compassion

44% Intelligence

38% Humility

67% Honesty

13% Discipline

29% Courage

42% Passion